Sparky The Cow

Onc$_1e upon a time there was a cow named Sparky.  He lived in a big cow field with 17 other cows.  Sparky’s owners name was Hank.  The cows were bored one day because Hank’s internet was down and they couldn’t watch Youtube on their laptops.  Sparky was just walking around waiting for the internet to be fixed when he saw that Hank was leaving to buy new internet wires.  He also noticed that Hank forgot to shut the barn door on his way out.

Sparky started talking to the other cows and he got them to help him break the fence.  When they were out of the field the cows noticed that the grass was greener by the house. All of the cows except Sparky went towards the house and started eating.  Sparky snuck off to explore the barn.  When Sparky got to the barn, he thought he was in heaven.  There was a ton of hay and there was a tractor sitting there.

Sparky had seen Hank mow with the tractor before and he thought it looked pretty easy.  Sparky climbed up on the tractor and pretended to drive.  When Sparky was trying to get off, he turned a metal thing and the tractor started.  Sparky bumped a lever and the tractor started moving.  He turned the steering wheel and drove down the driveway.  At the end of the driveway Sparky realized that he did not know how to stop the tractor.

Sparky turned onto the road and and saw Hank coming back from the store with his wires.  Sparky kept driving straight until he got to town, Sparky saw a yellow box with a red light on it hanging from a wire in the sky.  He kept on going and a policeman pulled out behind him and turned on his sirens.  Sparky and the policeman were engaged in a slow speed chase.  The policeman called in backup and Sparky saw lots of police in helicopters over him.  That was the same time that Sparky ran out of gas and the tractor stopped.  When the policeman came to arrest Sparky, they realized that he was a cow.  Sparky got off the tractor and ate the grass on the side of the road.  Until this day Sparky eats the grass on the sides of the road to help the mowers.


The End

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2 comments

  1. Jarod,

    Sparky sounds like a very very interesting person/animal. I would like to see him someday. Does he have any friends? I have a friend too, he’s Waldo the dog.

  2. I think Sparky’s friends include the 17 other cows in the cow field with him. Leave a comment if you have a good name for them.

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